高手写的英文版情书
Dear Wang little girl:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
Maybe you do not know me, no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.
I think I should introduce myself to you. I call Li old big. Toyear 25. My home four mouth people: papa, mama, I and DD.
I beat letter very fast, because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
Your old big
亲爱的王小姐：
自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上了你。
你的眼睛闭上，我就死了；你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来。你的眼睛睁开，我一次又一次的死去。
也许你还不认识我，没有关系。一见钟情很流行。
我想应该介绍一下自己。我叫李老大。今年25。我家有四口人：爸爸，妈妈，我和弟弟。
我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手。我甚至还当过黑客。
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
请和我一起吃和睡，否则我将削发为僧，找个地方许多僧侣生活在超过我的生命。
你的老大