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愚人节英语笑话精选

发表时间:2018-05-17 13:45:57   热度:
愚人节英语笑话精选
  1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
  答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
  2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
  答:When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
  3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
  答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
  4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
  答:Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
  5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)
  答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
  6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
  答:When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
  7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
  答:He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
  8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
  答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
  9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
  答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
  10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
  答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中
  11.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
  答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
  12.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
  答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
  13.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
  答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中
  答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
  14.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
  答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
  15.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
  答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
  16.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
  答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
  17.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
  答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
  18.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
  19.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
  答:when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
  20.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
  答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
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